Meet Debbie. 🐔🖤

Debbie is tired. Of what? Everything. People, mostly. She didn’t ask to be here, she doesn’t want to hear about your problems, and she is absolutely not joining the group chat.

She’s got a permanent resting bitch face, approximately three minutes of patience, and the energy of someone who’s one minor inconvenience away from becoming a local news story. But deep down? Well. There might be a heart in there somewhere. We’re not pushing it.

Debbie’s personality

• Perpetually exhausted
• Hates everyone (affectionately)
• One minor inconvenience from becoming a problem

Handmade polymer-clay chicken earrings with hand-painted details and a tiny dangling black egg. A little dark, a little dramatic, and perfect for anyone whose social battery shipped with a manufacturing defect.

Details

• Black chicken with hand-painted red and yellow details
• Gold- or silver-finish hardware - hypoallergenic PVD stainless steel
• Clip-on option available
• Black dangling egg
• Handmade, so each pair has its own little quirks

Debbie would like you to leave her alone. Unfortunately, she’s also very cute, so that’s unlikely.

PREORDER INFORMATION

This is a limited 28-day preorder. Once the preorder window closes, each pair will be handmade and dispatched within up to 3 weeks of the preorder date closing. Please keep this timeline in mind when ordering.

A little care note 💗

Handmade with love, but not indestructible. Keep dry, avoid excessive heat and harsh chemicals, and handle gently. Small variations are part of the handmade charm. Please check the materials and care information before purchasing.

For full care details, visit our Care & Product Information page.